Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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