Whatcha textin bout Willis?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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