sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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