He is such a slut. More and more my type.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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