That's intense
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
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Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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