I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Can you bring me the toilet please
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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