Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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