google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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