erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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How does it feel to date your dad?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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