OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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