hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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