Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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