Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
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He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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