i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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