Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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