he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
either way he was missing a nipple.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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