plz talk dirty to me
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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