Christians are straight up FREAKS
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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