I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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