white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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