I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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