Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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