That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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