Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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