Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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