Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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