Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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