Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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