he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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