I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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