4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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