Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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