if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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