lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
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She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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