I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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