I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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