yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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