There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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