let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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