Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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