I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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