Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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