what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I intend to get homeless drunk
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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