great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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