i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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