She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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