didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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