I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
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I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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