if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
It's official drugs can't kill me
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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