i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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